Things you should know about me but maybe don't

I'm not a terrible volleyball player for spending the past five years hating the sport, my roommate is Jesse Van Hove's art student twin, I'm a half-assed vegetarian (I eat fish), I'm Seattle Pacific University Flag Football B-League Intramural Champion, my dad is moving to his hometown of Walnut Creek, CA in January with my mom to follow later in the spring to pastor his sister's church, I secretly hope my sister Katia and bro-in law Micah move to Seattle area next year (but they won't) while I hope my sister Sara goes to UC-Davis or UC-Berkeley law schools (I know, she's brilliant) so she's close to my parents and I won't feel obligated to visit as much, both my ears are pierced, I am double majoring in two of the following (maybe): philosophy, journalism/communications, sociology, political science, english, I'm really frustrated with the Dolphins and Hurricanes right now but the Seahawks are thriving, Dwayne Wade>Dontrelle Willis>Nick Saban(loss to Browns on Sunday makes me nervous)>Ronnie Brown> Miguel Cabrera (attitude problem)>Kyle Wright in the pantheon of the future of Miami sports, I haven't seen the last two episodes of Lost, Death Cab show receives a 8/10, I had a dream that James and I did something illegal, and I kinda like sports.